What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.

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Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

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What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.