What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

because he only came once a year

Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles."

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods make the best milkshakes?

He uses the best ingredients.

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Ho Jokes More Ho Jokes

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.