How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears. )

What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

Slam Jokes More Slam Jokes

Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Who's there ! Chip ! Chip who ?

Chip of Fools !

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

Brake Jokes More Brake Jokes

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake