Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

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Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

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How does the Addidas executive work through the night?

Three lines

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

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Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!