How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

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Why was the jacket stinky?

Because it was a windbreaker.

What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."