What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

Vend Machine Jokes More Vend Machine Jokes

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

Vend Jokes More Vend Jokes

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.