Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread?

Challah!

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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

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What do you call pasta in a poor neighborhood?

Spaghetto

What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.