How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.

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What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

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How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

How does a baritone make phone calls?

Song distance!