How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

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What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

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How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.