How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

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What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

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What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

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How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.