Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

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What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

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Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

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Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

What did Timmy get for Christmas?

Cancer

Christmas Present Jokes More Christmas Present Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !