Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

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Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

Football Player Jokes More Football Player Jokes

Which football player gets the most wedgies?

The tight ends.

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

Phone Booth Jokes More Phone Booth Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

Tackle Jokes More Tackle Jokes

What's the best angle to tackle a problem?

The try-angle

Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.