Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

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Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

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Which football player gets the most wedgies?

The tight ends.

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

Tackle Jokes More Tackle Jokes

What's the best angle to tackle a problem?

The try-angle

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.