How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

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Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

What does a mathematician do when he gets a constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

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Why is gigabit internet good for you?

Because it's high in fiber! haha, I'll show myself out...

How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.