How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

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What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle?

I'm stumped.

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.

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What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

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How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.