What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

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Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

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What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.