How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

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Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

How did the mathematician deal with his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil