How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

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What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

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What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

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How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

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Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free