How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

A: Pencil-in.

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

Constipation Jokes More Constipation Jokes

How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.