How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

When there's a tampon behind her ear and she's looking for her pencil.

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What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

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How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

How does a mathematician cure constipation?

How does a mathematician cure her constipation She works it out with a pencil.

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What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.