How does a penguin keep itself hydrated?

His waddle bottle.

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Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it