Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

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What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

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Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )

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What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.