What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

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Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.