What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

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Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

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How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.