What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did daddy fish do when mommy fish got herself lost?

He flounder

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.