What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

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Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

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What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.