How does a Plutonium Gun sounds like?

Pu! Pu! Pu!

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu