Sound Jokes

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What is the sound of one hand typing?

Fap-fap-fap.

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!**

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

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Sound Jokes

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What's addicting?

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What was the deaf mans favorite song?

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How do Asians name their babies?

What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

What sound does a Japanese camera make?

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

What sound does a racist machine gun make?

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

What does GOP mean?

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

What sound does a Chinese roller coaster make as it goes up an incline?

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What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

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What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

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What sound did they make?