What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

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How does a Plutonium Gun sounds like?

Pu! Pu! Pu!

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

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What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

What do you call a slice of bread from another country?

An immigraint.

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What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

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How much free space does Europe have ?

1 GB.

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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