How does french cheese expire?

From age

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When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

How old are you?

I said, "I'm five." He said, "When I was your age I was six."

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What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin

How does french cheese expire?

From age