What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

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Why are Americans so good at shooting?

They have the best schools for it.

What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

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What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

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What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

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Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

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What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin

How does french cheese expire?

From age