What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

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A smoke aLaama.

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Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

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Recoil

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1 US Leader.

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What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

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Why don't cops get along with black people?

They should at least take a shot at it

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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Why do we call them baby names?

They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired