Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets?

They're repulsive!

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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

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Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist?

He was bipolar.

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.