Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

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Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

What do you call 2 lambs dating?

A relationSHEEP.

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why is Tina Fey so good with her use of irony?

It's in the name...

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

Why is French body armour so cheap?

They only need it for their back

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What's the holiest, French color?

Sacred blue!

What's the difference between the French and toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.