Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

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What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

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Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements?

He needed to have an Even Flow.

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How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

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What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.