How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

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Why stop with two L's Lloyd?

why

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

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What's the last thing the ISIS fighters' wife said before she blew herself up?

Bahhh

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.