How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

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How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !

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How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

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How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

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How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to