What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

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What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

What's the difference between a Triscuit and a Lesbian??

One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!

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What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

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How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.