What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

What about over there?

she said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

Watts Jokes More Watts Jokes

What did one lightbulb to say to the other?

Watts up

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!