How is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

It's not right.

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege