How is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

It's not right.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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Why don't dogs make good dancers ?

Because they have two left feet !

Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet