Why did Helen Keller fail her road test?

Because she was a woman

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What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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What kind of woman are the most irrational?

The ones with the golden proportions!

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

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Why would Helen Keller be a terrible driver?

She's dead.

Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?

Because she's dead.