Why did Helen Keller fail her road test?

Because she was a woman

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

it doesn't need cleaned.

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What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.