Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

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What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

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What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

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Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.

Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet