Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

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What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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How is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

It's not right.

Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.