Half a cat
A cripple.
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.
because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.
Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
A human piano.
Fold it in half !
Half a cat.
What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat