What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

Who is your most disgruntled employee?

and "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "

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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

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Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

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How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

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What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat