How is she now ?

She's fine. But the dog died.

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What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why are there no elderly people in Africa?

They all die when they turn aidy.

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.