Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

December 25th Jokes More December 25th Jokes

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Kim Jong Il Jokes More Kim Jong Il Jokes

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader"