Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

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Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?

Elephanta Claus !

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Merry Crips-mas

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

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What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

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Quit being nosey.

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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.