Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

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How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.