Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

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How do dogs do business?

Pro-bono

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

How do you top a car ?

Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.

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What do you call a chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.