How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

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What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.