Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.

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What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhart have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

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Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

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What's a nature philosopher's favorite rap song?

Thoreau some mo'

What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

Thoreau Back Thursday