Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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Nothing. She is fine.

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I give them a wall, and they take offense.

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Tijuana build a snowman

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He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

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