How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

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How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

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What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

No ballroom

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How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

Why is Hodor's real name Wylis?

Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.