How long is a 0 or 1?

Just a little bit.

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What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K"

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.