What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to?

How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.

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What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

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What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!