What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad?

Because she...let it go!

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

What did the five fingers say to the phallus?

FAP!!!"