Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping?

To look for the lowest prices.

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How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

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What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

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What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"

How does a scientist freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

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Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.