Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

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How do you pay a quiz master?

with finances.

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

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Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

How long is a 0 or 1?

Just a little bit.

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What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

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What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill?

2.23 in change.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.