How long is a meter in Spain?

A Spanard

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What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

What's the purpose of Barry Chuckle's job at British Gas?

To meter you.

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How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Juan

How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!