What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

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How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.