What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

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How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)