How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

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What does an old lady's crotch taste like?

Depends.

How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

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What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."