How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

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How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving?

Depends

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

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What do you call the surveillance system that watches us all whilst we are in the bathroom?

the panoptijohn

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

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What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.