Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

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Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

Whats the difference between a zippo and a hippo?

One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What is ez to cook?

CookEZ.

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

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What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why are you Late Today?

Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we