What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

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What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

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Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image?

His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.

What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."

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What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

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Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

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Pupil: Nobody I know!

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The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

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Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."