What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies"

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

School Jokes More School Jokes

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.