What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

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Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

Conference Jokes More Conference Jokes

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.