How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

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How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

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How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters

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How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?

None, Mexicans do it for them.

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.