How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

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How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

idk, you dtf tho

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

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How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.