Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes??

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

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How do you get certified as an interior decorator?

You don't pull out

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.